Hairless Lorax - A mean name for Trump, like he’s a bald, orange, angry tree

A mean name for Trump, like he’s a bald, orange, angry tree that lost all its leaves and screamed at the world.

'The Hairless Lorax is so angry, he yelled at the ocean.'

'The Hairless Lorax looks like he just got run over by a fruit truck.'

'That Hairless Lorax is the reason the grass is dead.'