hairist
Being a hairist is like being a jerk who judges people for having a different hair color and thinks theirs is the best.
'Your hair is purple? I can't even look at you!' said the hairist at the bus stop.
The hairist threw a snack at me because my hair was green.
During a video call, the hairist said, 'Your hair is blue, and it's the worst thing I've ever seen.'