hairgeine - The things you do to your hair that are so ridiculous, you m

The things you do to your hair that are so ridiculous, you might as well just cut it off and be done with it.

I used my dog’s fur to make a hair mask. It smelled like a dog park. #HairgeineSmell

I tried to curl my hair with a cup of hot soup. Now my hair looks like it’s melting. #HairgeineSoup

I put my hair in a braid so tight, it could probably braid a dragon. #HairgeinePower