Haird
Someone so tough they could take on a whole football team and still have time to yell at you for spilling beer on their shoes.
"You think you’re tough? I’ve seen Hairds at my cousin’s wedding.", after someone tried to start a fight
"That guy is a Haird. He even scared the bartender.", from a kid who hid behind a pillar
"She’s a Haird. She ran over my dog with her car.", a guy who got hit with a bottle"