Haircuck - A human who enjoys watching people get their hair cut like i

A human who enjoys watching people get their hair cut like it’s a punishment from God.

I sat there for 45 minutes. My friend got a haircut. I got a migraine.

I like watching people get their hair messed up. It’s like a sport.

I came in for a trim. I left with a new nickname: ‘The Hair Witness’.