hairclimax
When your hair gets so long it starts looking like it’s about to start a rebellion, and you’re right in the middle of it.
My hairclimax hit at 12 inches. It looked like it was planning a mutiny and I was the captain.
When my hair hit its climax, it looked like it was going to overthrow me and take over my life.
My hair reached its climax and it was like it had a crew of rebels hiding in there.