Hairburns
A hairburn is what you get when your barber is so bad they make you look like a flamingo got into your head and started a fight.
My barber gave me a hairburn. Now my hair looks like a dog chewed it and then got angry.
My sister went to a hairburn. Now her hair looks like a tornado hit her head.
My friend went to a hairburn. Now his hair looks like a hairball from hell.