hairburger
A giant mess of pubic hair that looks like it was never cleaned, trimmed, or even noticed. It’s like a burger with no sauce, no cheese, just hair and regret.
My cousin’s hairburger looked like a raccoon had a bad day and lived in a trash can.
She called me a hairburger because I didn’t trim my pubes since 2015.
He said my hairburger was so bad, it could’ve been used as a doormat for a homeless man.