Hairbilly
A hillbilly who thinks a ponytail is the same as a beard, just fancier.
My uncle’s hairbilly look is just a ponytail and a shirt that’s been worn for a decade.
She tried to be a hairbilly but forgot to brush her hair. Now it looks like a raccoon escaped her head.
That guy’s a hairbilly and his ponytail is so long, it’s probably got a life of its own.