hairball complex
The hairball complex is when someone has no self-respect and acts like you owe them oxygen. If you do anything they don’t like, they’ll block you and call you a ‘disgrace’ like it’s the end of the world.
You said their joke wasn’t funny. They blocked you and said, 'You’re a disgrace.'
You forgot to tag them. They sent you a message that said, 'You’re not even worthy of my time.'
You used the wrong emoji. They blocked you and called you a ‘disaster.’