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The junk you use to make your hair look like it was worth the money.

I used a brush, a spray, and a comb. My hair still looked like a dog chewed it.

I spent $20 on hair products. My hair looked like it was worth $2.

I used a straightener and a curler. My hair looked like it had a brain.