Hairam
A Hairam is someone who trips and falls in public like it's their job. They never fall on their knees, probably because they’re too clumsy to do that right.
I saw my Hairam friend fall in the grocery store. She landed on her face. The bread fell on her head.
At the park, my Hairam cousin tripped over a tree root and face-planted into a bench.
My Hairam brother fell in the school hallway and got a paper cut from the floor. He cried like a baby.