hairacter actor
A character actor who gets all their fame from their hair, like a dog who gets a new collar and suddenly thinks it’s a celebrity.
My brother’s a hairacter actor. He changed his hair for a movie, and now he thinks he’s Brad Pitt.
That guy in the ad looked like a flamingo with a hat. I think his hair was the only thing holding him up.
My friend tried to be a hairacter actor. He got a wig and a beard, and now he looks like a confused squirrel.