hairacane
Your pet’s hair just randomly decides to attack you in the worst possible moment, making you sneeze like you’ve been hit by a hair tornado.
My dog’s hair attacked me during my lunch break. Now I’m sneezing like I’ve been hit by a hair tornado.
My cat’s hair attack came when I was trying to sleep. I was sneezing and my pillow was covered in hair.
My dog’s hair flew at me during my favorite show. I missed the whole ending because I was sneezing.