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Your pet’s hair just randomly decides to come flying at you, making you sneeze like you’ve been hit by a hair missile. It always happens when you’re already annoyed.
My dog’s hair missile hit me during my coffee break. Now I’m sneezing like a maniac.
My cat’s hair missile came at me when I was trying to relax. I was sneezing and my peace was gone.
My dog’s hair missile hit me during my favorite game. I almost lost the game because I was sneezing so hard.