hair whore
The New Jersey girls who think scrunching their hair and making it look like a hay bale is the height of attractiveness. They also use a blow dryer like it’s a weapon.
She looked like a cow that had been hit with a hair dryer and a comb.
Her hair looked like it had been baked in an oven and then stepped on.
She looked like she had been in a fight with a hay bale and a hair dryer.