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When you go number two like a f**king ninja. Quick. Quiet. And you’re out before anyone even notices.
My dad goes to the bathroom and is done in 3 seconds. I swear he doesn’t even touch the toilet paper.
My mom goes to the bathroom and it’s like she’s doing a f**king karate move. Done in a second.
My brother goes to the bathroom and it’s like he’s f**king teleporting. In and out like a f**king ghost.