Hair Trigger Flush
The automatic flusher is like a kid who just got grounded. It flushes you every time you move, even though you're still in the middle of something.
I was taking my time and it flushed me like I was late for school.
I was just about to finish and it flushed me like I broke a rule.
I was doing my business and it flushed me like I was a troublemaker.