hair toga
When your hair is so long it looks like you’ve been living in a dumpster and your head is the only thing that’s not moldy.
My hair is so long I can wear it as a toga and still get called 'messy' by my teacher.
I tried to brush my hair and now it looks like a tangled mess of regret.
My hair is so long I can use it to hang my laundry and still look like a disaster.