Hair-tie desperation
You’re so desperate you’ll try to braid your hair with a piece of string, a curse, and maybe a little hope. It might not work, but it’s definitely memorable.
Used a string, a curse, and a little hope. My hair was braided. My life was cursed.
Tried to braid my hair with a string and a curse. It worked. My hair was happy.
Used a piece of string, a curse, and a lot of hope. My hair was happy. My life was cursed.