Hair System
A hair system is basically a toupee for men who can’t handle being called a bald eagle. It’s stuck to your head with tape and it lasts until you forget about it or it gets messed up.
My uncle’s hair system fell off during his rant about the economy.
He wears it to church every Sunday like it’s a religious duty.
He says it’s ‘not a toupee’, it’s a ‘hair ensemble.’