Hair Spray Junkies - A person who uses hairspray so much they think it’s a religi

A person who uses hairspray so much they think it’s a religion. It’s like smoking a cigarette but with more glitter and less dignity.

Text: 'I pray to hairspray every morning. It’s my only friend.'

Tweet: 'Hairspray is my holy water. My hair is my temple.'

DM: 'I don’t need a therapist. I just need more hairspray.'