Hair Slap - A loud, angry slap to the top of someone’s head that makes y

A loud, angry slap to the top of someone’s head that makes you question your life choices.

I got a hair slap because I said I wasn’t going to do my math homework.

My friend hair slapped me when I told her I was going to skip the party.

My dad hair slapped me because I said I didn’t want to go to church.