hair sauce - A gross goop you put on your head to try and look cool. Usua

A gross goop you put on your head to try and look cool. Usually smells like old sneakers and regret.

I tried using hair sauce for my job interview. Now I look like I just ran a marathon in a sock.

My hair sauce is so bad, my mom thinks I’m trying to kill her.

My hair sauce is so strong, it could probably be used as a perfume for a zombie.