hair sandwich
A messy snack made with man hair, usually from the balls, and some sticky stuff like peanut butter stuck between two slices of bread.
I made a hair sandwich with peanut butter and it stuck to my face. It was like a hairy peanut butter mess.
My dad eats hair sandwiches every morning. He calls it 'man bread' and it’s gross.
My friend’s hair sandwich had so much peanut butter it looked like a hairy blob.