hair porn
Hair porn is when someone’s hair is so good it makes you want to rip your own hair out, just to look that good.
I saw my crush’s hair and I started crying. Not because I was sad, but because I was jealous.
My friend’s hair is so good, I tried to take a picture of it and it came out blurry. My life is blurry now.
That hair is so good, I think it’s trying to tell me I’m ugly.