hair porn
Hair porn is when someone has a hairstyle that looks like it was made by a god, and you’re just a mortal who’s jealous.
My neighbor’s hair is so good, I tried to copy it and now I look like a raccoon who got into a hair salon.
That girl’s hair is so good, I think it’s cheating on me.
My hair looks like a mess, and I think it’s because my hair is jealous of other hair.