Hair Pop
A music genre that tries to be cool but just sounds like a bunch of old people trying to be young again. It uses the same drums and guitars from the 80's, but adds stupid electronic stuff. The name is fake, but it’s not as bad as hair metal.
'This Hair Pop is like my mom’s karaoke night. It’s terrible.'
'I can’t hear my own thoughts with this stupid music.'
'Why does it sound like my brother’s phone alarm?'