hair pocket - When you use hair dye as a lubricant because you’re too lazy

When you use hair dye as a lubricant because you’re too lazy to buy lube and your hair is already dyed pink

I used my hair dye as lube and now my hair looks like a neon traffic cone

My boyfriend used my hair dye as lube and now he smells like a rainbow

I tried to use my hair dye as lube and it turned my sheets pink