Hair Omelette
When you puke on a woman’s pubic hair while eating and giving her head. The best ones have chunks of food stuck in the hair and some liquid sliding down her thigh.
I ate a burrito and drank a beer while giving her head. Now I have a hair omelette and I smell like a garbage can.
I vomited on her bush so much, it looked like a food fight.
I tried to fit a whole burger in my mouth, and it exploded on her hairy snatch.