Hair metal hoochie mama
A woman with a head full of hairspray who still thinks she's a rock star and acts like everyone else is a total poser.
'I had a tour bus. It got stolen by a guy who didn't know how to drive.'
She tries to sing at karaoke and everyone stares at her like she's from another planet.
She sends a text: 'I still have my glitter shoes. You don't.'