Hair maka
You let your barber keep a circle of hair on top of your head while the rest gets shaved off. It looks like a f***ing donut on your skull.
My barber said I looked like a donut. I said, 'At least I’m not the hole in the middle.'
I got a hair maka and now I’m the only one in my class with a bald ring.
The barber asked if I wanted a donut on my head. I said, 'Make it a f***ing maple syrup donut.'