hair loopies
Hair loopies are what Water Tribe women use to make their hair look fancy, even though it’s just two loops and a bun that looks like it was tied by a drunk elf.
My sister’s hair loopies look like they were done in a hurry and by someone who hates her.
My cousin’s hair loopies are so bad they’re almost a form of torture.
I did my hair loopies and my dog ran away screaming.