hair horny
When you're so obsessed with every person's hair that you start talking about it like it's the most important thing in life.
'Bro, that fade is fire. You're like a walking billboard for a barber shop.'
'Why is she wearing that pink mohawk? It’s like she’s trying to murder her coworkers with glitter.'
'That guy’s hair looks like it was dipped in glitter and then set on fire.'