hair hit the hide - You just accepted that your life is a dumpster fire and you’

You just accepted that your life is a dumpster fire and you’re the one lighting it.

My job got downsized and my car broke down. Hair hit the hide, I’m just gonna eat cereal for dinner.

My kid drew on the walls with permanent marker. Hair hit the hide, I’m gonna let him keep the art.

I got kicked out of my apartment. Hair hit the hide, I’m gonna start a new life in a van.