hair hatted houligans
A stupid woman who wears fake hair that looks like a hat and causes trouble everywhere she goes. She’s the reason cops get tired of doing their jobs.
She showed up at the bar with a hat made of hair and a attitude that said, 'I’m not going home until I start a fight.'
The cop asked her to leave, and she said, 'I’ll leave when I feel like it, and that’s not today.'
She got kicked out of the mall for throwing a bag of chips at a security guard.