hair hatted houligans
A loud woman who wears a fake hair hat and does stupid things in public, like robbing people or screaming at strangers. She’s the worst kind of human.
She walked into the bank and said, 'I’m here to rob you, and I look good doing it.'
She screamed at the bus driver for not letting her on and then threw her fake hair at him.
She got into a fight with her boyfriend over a bad hair day and ended up getting arrested.