hair goer awayer - the name your barber gives you when you’re too lazy to just

the name your barber gives you when you’re too lazy to just say you’re shaving.

My barber called me a hair goer awayer, but I just said I was tired of my beard.

I told my girlfriend I was a hair goer awayer, and she said I was just trying to sound fancy.

My mom says she’s a hair goer awayer, but I know she just uses a razor.