hair force - The evil bobby pins that pin down the president’s wig or hai

The evil bobby pins that pin down the president’s wig or hair when they look like they’ve been hit by a hurricane.

The president’s wig almost flew off during the debate, thanks to the hair force bobby pins holding it down.

The vice president’s hair looked like a tornado hit it, but the bobby pins saved the day.

They used 10 bobby pins to keep the president’s hair from attacking the country.