Hair em scare em is when I took my friend’s hair and stuck it on his hands after he passed out from too much head-banging and too much pizza

My barber gave me a bag of hair and I glued it to my cousin’s hands after he passed out from jacking off and eating 7 tacos

Hair em scare em is when you glue your friend’s hair on his hands after he passes out from watching 10 hours of cat videos and eating 12 donuts