hair drapes
A person whose hair looks like it was hung on a clothesline. It's messy, it's everywhere, and it usually blocks their eyes like a curtain of shame.
My hair drapes are so bad, my eyes look like they're hiding from the world.
I have hair drapes so thick, my friends think I'm wearing a blindfold.
My hair drapes look like they were dropped from the sky and landed on my face.