Hair Don't
What losers and noobs say when they show off their freshly cut hair like it’s the most important thing in the world.
My dumb friend said, "Hair don’t! Look at my new hair!" while taking a selfie.
My cousin posted, "Hair don’t! I’m the king of hair!" with a stupid face.
My little brother said, "Hair don’t! I got a new haircut!" and posed like a rock star.