Hair Don't
A hairstyle so bad it makes your eyes hurt. Like someone tried to paint it with a mop.
My little sister’s hair looked like she had a mop in her head. "That’s a hair don’t," I said.
My neighbor’s hair looked like he had a cat fight in his hair. "Hair don’t!" I yelled.
My brother’s hair looked like a paintball explosion. I said, "That’s a hair don’t!".