Hair-Dependent
You can’t even look at their face or body because their hair is so good. It’s like a giant neon sign that says, 'Look at me, I’m hot!' But their face is like a horror movie and their body is like a broken chair.
Her hair is perfect, her face is a disaster, and her body is like a couch that’s been sat on by ten people.
He has the hair of a king and the face of a clown.
She looks like a princess in her hair, but the rest of her is like a dumpster fire.