Hair color paradox
You're so into other hair colors you'd rather date a platinum blonde than your own partner. It’s like a whole country goes crazy over a hair color they’ve never seen and it's the worst.
I left my girlfriend for a guy with white hair. She looked like a ghost and I loved it.
All the people in Brazil are going nuts over blue hair. It's like they're all mad.
My ex had brown hair and I dated a guy with silver hair just to be different.