Hair Coach

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Acts like your mom, your bestie, and your gym coach all in one, keeps you on track even when you want to quit and eat a whole pizza.

'I told you to come in for your appointment, not to text me a photo of your hair and a pizza.'

'You skipped three sessions. I'm not your mom anymore. You're just a hair failure.'

'You're not lazy, you're just stubborn and full of junk food.'

Tells you what's wrong with your hair like it's your ex, and won't let you leave until you promise to come back for more.

'You're not coming back until you've had two more sessions. I know you.'

'Your hair is crying. You're not helping it.'

'You think you're done? I've seen people with more willpower than you.'

Treats your hair like it's a kid, and you're the parent who forgot to do their homework.

'Your hair is failing math. You didn't do your homework.'

'You're not a kid, but your hair is acting like one.'

'If you don't come back, your hair is getting grounded.'