Hair Club For Men
A way to get some action from hot guys if you're a bald man who still wants to look like a tough guy and doesn't want to be called a sad man.
I joined the Hair Club because I was tired of being called a sad man by my wife.
I got a new hairpiece and now I think I’m a guy from a movie.
I told my boss I joined the club. He said, ‘You still look like a sad man who smells like a gym.’