Hair Club For Men - A way to get laid by hot guys if you’re a bald man who can’t

A way to get laid by hot guys if you’re a bald man who can’t grow hair and still wants to look like a tough guy.

I joined the Hair Club so I can flirt with my barista again. She thinks I’m a tough guy.

I paid for a hairpiece and now I look like a guy from a 90s movie.

I told my boss I joined the club. He said, ‘You still look like a sad man.’