Hair Club For Men
A club where you pay to look like you still have a life so you can pretend you're not a sad man with a bald spot.
I joined the Hair Club so I can pretend I’m not a sad man who smells like a gym.
I had a fake beard and a fake mustache. Now I look like a fake man.
I told my wife I joined the club. She said, ‘You’re still a sad man.’