Hair Chickens
The tiny hairs that grow where your butt meets your snatch, and sometimes they get all fluffed up from sitting too long or wearing tight pants.
My hair chickens are so bad today, I looked like a butt with a mustache.
I wore my pants too tight and now my hair chickens are standing up like they're in a war.
My mom says my hair chickens look like a chicken coop exploded in there.